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I ramble incessantly about Doctor Who, books, David Tennant, and Harry Potter. It's a hell of a ride.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

hair dye, coldplay, and the gelth

Heyo, folks!

So last night I watched 2 episodes from Doctor Who season 1. I keep forgetting how awesome the ninth Doctor is!!! We watched "The Unquiet Dead" and "Boom Town."

The Unquiet Dead had the Gelth and Charles Dickens. I love it when the Doctor meets famous authors (Agatha Christie, Shakespeare...) because he's so adorably excited to meet them! I'd be, too. I think if he ever met JK Rowling I would DIE, but he probably won't cuz, y'know, she's still alive and all. :-P Anyway, the Gelth are freaky as heck and I think I might have to make them return... I love how that episode is actually so important to the rest of the season and the 3 after it, because it creates the importance of Cardiff (because of the rift) and then Torchwood ends up getting set up there.... gah, I just love it.

Boom Town is also a great one cuz it has Mickey, whom I love, and Jack, whom I also love. Plus the Slitheen, which are always hilarious and creepy all at once.

In other news, I'm dying my hair today!!!! 8D And... Coldplay is awesome. I might buy one of their CDs today. YAAAAAY!

Adieu for now,
~Auddiepants

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

dust off your converse nerdstuff

Hey guys. I have a mission for you!!!!! 8D

1. The third episode of DOYC is going to feature Cybermen. The song quote is: "Those evil natured robots, they're programmed to destroy us..." from Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips. I don't have a title however. Ideas???

2. So. Since I'm an obsessive planning, any ideas for future episodes???

3. Finally... I might wanna do a sequel. (Like I said, obsessive planner.) So! Title ideas? My only idea has been Timey-Wimey, but that's kinda dumb, huh?

Anyway, here's an epic picture of mine for ya:



Go to my Flickr to see more awesomesauce.

~Auddiepants

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Golden lads and girls all must, as chimney-sweepers, come to dust.

So. Topics for today include:
-Shakespeare
-The Master
-Writer's Block
-Carl Hiaasen


SHAKESPEARE:
Dude, how awesome was he???!!! He's so hilarious and at the same time he has some extremely poignant lines, like that one in the title, that just send chills down my spine. Somehow, this one is still one of my favorites: "These violent delights have violent ends." Which is from Romeo and Juliet. Ah, so true. <3

THE MASTER:
Sorry, but I have an unhealthy obsession with this guy. Hot DAMN.

WRITER'S BLOCK:
Kinda gone for the Doctor Who fanfic, notsomuch for my other stuff. Oh well.

CARL HIAASEN:
OH MY GOD. He's amaaaaazing. Basket Case is the FUNNIEST book ever. It's also an amazing adventure/murder mystery and I LOVE it.

So, that's all for now. Read Basket Case, anything by Shakespeare, and... my fanfic!!! And go watch some Doctor Who. Season 3 finale FOR THE WIN.

~Auddie

Saturday, February 20, 2010

HARRY POTTER EXHIBITION

Pictures are limited to... 2. Because we weren't allowed to take pics inside the exhibit. BUT they had THIS beauty in the lobby...



Ron's chess piece from the Sorcerer's Stone!!!! 8D

And there was this sign:


It was truly awesome. If you get the chance, you've gotta go see it.

~Auddie

OMG

SO FINISHED EPI. ONE OF MY DOCTOR WHO STORY.

GOOOO READ ITTTTTT.

HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME

And so is the Harry Potter Exhibition!!!!!!!! 8D

I cannot find where my darling mummy put the camera, so pics will be up tomorrow-ish. Woo!

Basically, it was awesome, and I got an HP 6 poster. It has Draco on it. JOY.


(that's what it looks like)

In other news, school starts again on Monday. MEH, I say, MEH. But oh well. I am kind of dying of boredom.

I'm reading this AWESOME book by Carl Hiaasen, called Basket Case. It's hysterical, I love it. ALSO, the third Hunger Games book, Mockingjay, comes out soonish!!!! SO MUCH JOYFULNESS.

And... what else. OH, I know... MUSIC. RECOMMENDATIONS.

1. Inflammatory Writ by Joanna Newsom
2. Pretty much anything by My Chemical Romance
3. Homecoming by Green Day

Anyway, I love music. I really, really do. It makes me so happy. *sighs contentedly*

SO. For readers of my stories on me webbie...

SECRETS: ...er, no progress. *headdesks* Sad, considering this is the one I wanna publish.
DUST OFF YOUR CONVERSE: ALMOST done with episode one!!!! I swear, I have like one more scene to write and I'll post it. *squees* and I already have 19 pages of episode 2 written. JOYYYYY.

Anyways, I'm exhausted. And hungry. And had too much sugar/coffee today.

COFFEE IS AMAZING.

~Audrey

Thursday, February 18, 2010

GET FEATURED ON MY WEBSITE!!!

Hey there, peeps!

http://www.freewebs.com/vessiesstoryuniverse/

That is my website. I write awesome stories.

AND YOU CAN GET FEATURED.

Just go to my site and read the latest blog entry to find out how!

And while you're there... read my stories? They're basically awesome.

~Auddiepants

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Time Lord Victorious, Doctor Who Fan Videos and Barty Crouch Jr.

So, I watched Waters of Mars last night!

..spoiler alert..

HOLY WHAT THE HECK???!!! The Doctor was so.... insane! He was all mean and crazy! And those aliens were beyond disturbing. I didn't like their eyes.



I really want to see The End of Time now. Because the Doctor apparently redeems himself and besides, my all-time favorite villain ever is in The End Of Time.



In related-ish news, I have a little rant about Harry Potter for you.

The fourth movie is great and horrible at the same time.

THE GOODS:
1. Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry, has amazingly improved acting skills in this movie.
2. RPatz (Cedward) isnt nearly as...unattractive in this movie. Probably because he actually has blood.
3. Ron is gawjus as always.
4. Barty Crouch Jr. Need I say more?


THE BADS:
1. Hermione. *headdesks* I'm sorry, I really am, but I just don't think Emma Watson is a great actress. And she's too pretty. So when she goes out in Yule Ball, it's not that shocking like it should be.
2. Dumbledore is MEAN!!! It's quite scary.
3. Ron gets such a small part in this movie, and is made to look like an idiot.
4. Fred and George needed more air time. They are brilliant.


Anyway, overall I love the movie, but my favorite is still #5, followed closely by #3.

MORE MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS:
1. Opheliac by Emilie Autumn
2. Nighttiming by Coconut Records
3. Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead

AND IN CONCLUSION:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNGEnUhypyc

This is quite possibly the most brilliant fan video for Doctor Who I've ever seen. It made me cry a little. It's so amazing. You have to watch it.

~Audrey

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Captain Kirk > Spock, and WATERS OF MARS

No offense, Spock fans. But Kirk has always been hotter, no matter who plays him. HOT DAMN.

Ahem. Back to srs bsns.

So my brother and I made a scary video last night. Suffice to say... a Buddha statue became a mass murderer and my retainer accidentally fell out onto the bed.

Yep. Normal stuff, y'know?

SO IN EXCITING NEWS OF EXCITINGNESS!!!!, Waters Of Mars came in the mail today from Netflix. I AM SO EXCITED. We're watching it tonight after we watch Harry Potter 4. SO. MUCH. WIN. I'm so pumped.

Anyway, Imma leave you with this beautiful picture of my favoritest Star Ship Captain...

I wonder if they have action figures....

OH I forgot to do a music recommendation before, so here it is now:

1. Hi by Psapp
2. Sweating Bullets by Megadeth (it's funny, trust me)
3. Yes by Coldplay

David Tennant likes Coldplay, you know.



~Audrey

Monday, February 15, 2010

I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight...

http://www.freewebs.com/vessiesstoryuniverse/stories.htm

One of my most amazing stories ever, in my humble opinion, has just been uploaded to my website. If you like sci-fi, alternate realities, and kind of creepy stories about the potential future of mankind, you gotta read it. It's the very first story, "Habitat."

:D
Sign my guestbook once you've read it! I may even feature you on my website's blog!!! (a link to your blogger/flickr/website of your choice)

It's an opportunity you can't miss!!!

Comments are good for the soul.


You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?



Yes, let's all stare at Skal the not-so-undefeated-anymore-but-never-mind!

~Auddiepants

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!

...*wonders why no one has commented lately*

And so, depression sinks in.

ANYWAY. Had a HP party today. Butterbeer was delicious, soundtracks are made of awesome, and the first movie is adorable.

I attempted to work on my fanfic of Doctor Who today... I created this brilliantly elaborate explanation as to how all the Doc Who-ness could be real... it's kind of amazing.

Anyway, my brain is full of dust bunnies, but no good plot ideas for my original novel. So I'm gonna go crawl into a hole, mkay?

Comments make the world go round!



-Auddie

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Doctor and Donna!

partners in crime

Complete with a ghetto TARDIS made from a girl scout cookie box. XD

writing is good for the soul

http://www.vessiesstoryuniverse.webs.com

My website of awesome writing goodness. I has a Doctor Who fanfiction, and an original story, and another one coming soon!!!

:D

That's all. I babysat today. Twas good. Ruby is the cutest baby EVER.

Anyway...

OOH OOH MY DONNA DOLL CAME!!! And I made a very ghetto TARDIS for her and Doctor. Pics soon!

comment on this post, yo.

-Aud



Some lovely 9 for ya. :)

Friday, February 12, 2010

So y'know what's depressing?

When no one comments on your blog. That's what.

It's my life's goal to meet someone named Purdy Peaches Murgatroid. Just sayin'.

10 REASONS WHY DOCTOR WHO IS THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE:

10. The Doctor is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
9. The Master is also quite attractive.
8. Donna is the MOST AWESOME HUMAN EVER.
7. The TARDIS is so badass.
6. The sonic screwdriver is the BEST. DEVICE. EVER. CREATED.
5. The Doctor can regrow his hand. And it's a fightin' hand!
4. Every episode has a fantastic new tale that is completely brilliant. (Except the Lazarus Experiment. Sorry, but that was a fail.)
3. The acting is INCREDIBLE.
2. The Doctor? He's amazing in so many ways. Gotta say it 100000 times, yeah.
1. THE MAIN REASON IS: it has made me so much more interested in the stars, the universe, in learning, caring about people, saving the universe, and being a supergenius.

I have such an obsession. I love that show with ever fibre of my BEING.

*sighs happily*

So. Y'know what sucks? We can't go to the Harry Potter exhibit!!!! D:

*le sigh* but we're having our own HP shebang on Sunday. So woo. And I'm babysitting tomorrow! Yaaaaay money! XD

Anyway. If you comment, I'll give you a cookie!!! *is a horrible shallow briber who needs comments to inflate my punctured ego*

Yeah.

Picture of extreme depression/made me cry/oh my god no?



-Audrey, who is now very sad because I looked at that picture. *clings* I love you, Ten. Don't go. ):

Thursday, February 11, 2010

whatever this world can give to me

it's you, you're all I see...

Queen = love.

I was killed by soccer balls in gym today.
And in English, my teacher was SUCH a sketch. She's all, "Put your sword away" to the kid reading for Romeo, during a scene where (as she HAD to point out) he and Juliet were lying in BED together. Some kid goes "Which one?" and SHE laughs with us. Even more than us, actually. Can you say creeper??

so, Valentine's Day is coming up! I don't have a Valentine, but how about you? :)

Ooh you make me live, ooh you're my best friend...

Yeah. Queen basically makes my life, just sayin'.

Anyway, that's all for now! I got a blog award the other day, but I don't feel like posting it yet. I will soon though!
Heh.

UPDATE: http://future-time-lady.deviantart.com/ GO GO GO

Bye!

-Audrey

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

she keeps a picture of the body she lends

she just hit ninety by the barbies and kens.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FOR THE WIN.

ANYWAY.

So today we got our report cards for the semester, and I proudly sport all A's, thanksverymuch. In English I went from an 84 in quarter 1 to a 95 in quarter 2. Take that, Ms. Kelley!!! And my semester grade was a 92. Bliss is deep within me.

So, one more full day till BREAK. I am so pumped.

SO. Who wants to hear a rant? YOU DO.

I have this issue with drinking. Specifically teen drinking, though why anyone would drink something that smells and tastes bad (not that I know what it tastes like, but I've been told) is beyond me.

So my issue is this.
1. It's illegal to drink underage. If you get caught you could go to JAIL. Your parents/whoever is giving it to you could go to jail.
2. It makes you not have control over yourself.
3. People do horrible things when they're drunk. It's dangerous. No, it's just plain stupid. You can get your kicks and party and become hydrated without all of that, to be frank, shit, so why the heck would you choose TO drink??

Sorry. I just, I don't get it. I don't want to see people I care about getting hurt. Because drinking, drugs, smoking, all of it is stupid, stupid, STUPID and disgusting and people do horrible things because of it. Not to mention you could DIE from alcohol poisoning or drunk driving or cancer or liver failure.

*bigsigh* ANYWAY...

I went to the dentist today, and as the lady's scraping my teeth she says in a slightly irritated voice, "You're sure not short on spit, are ya?"
Noooo shit, lady. It's my MOUTH.
XD

Well, that's all from me. Sorry I'm such a freak.

Adios, peeps!

-Audrey

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

want your bad romance

Lady Gaga scares me. But I love her.

In news of me:

1. I GOT MY PACKAGE FROM SIEWWA! Six discs of 7 years of friendship. Oh my god, I am so excited to watch them all. :D
2. I got a follower!!! *waves*
3. I got a B- on my English paper. Not my best work, but I was fearing a C or below, so hey-ho, good enough for me.

That's all, really. My Donna action figure STILL hasn't arrived, but hopefully soon. Doctor has been companion-less for over a year now. *pokes him fondly*

Anyway, only 3 more days till break! And then that Harry Potter exhibit in Boston!!!! EXCITED SQUEAL IN 3... 2...1...
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!

*is obsessed*

-Audrey

Sunday, February 7, 2010

She said that her name was Billie Jean

and she caused a scene.

Yeah. Nothing beats Michael Jackson.

Soooo. Today's agenda is as follows:

1. Read some more R+J for English.
2. Young Writer's Council meeting! Too bad I haven't been able to write anything other than crap and Doctor Who fanfiction (and sometimes crappy Doctor Who fanfiction) for the past month and a half. Pardon me while I headdesk.
3. Use the new CORDLESS phone. I am so pumped about this, you don't even know. I can actually talk in my bedroom now. Life. Is. Good.

So yesterday I watched the funniest video ever on YouTube. It's called IDEK 9 1/2, and I was in tears. Look it up, seriously. IDEK 10 is good too, but don't watch the Valentine's Day one. It's kind of gross.

So I have this thing where whenever I watch a really hilarious video blog or read a particularly eloquent blog post, I go, "Man, I could do that."
But then I try and of course no one gives a rat's fart what I do. And it really makes me wonder: what IS it that makes one person have 120000 followers and one person have 0? Where does that charm lie? In the voice? The hair? The special effects? The lack of punctuation and grammar?

Anyway, who knows.

Peace out, my homies!

-Audrey

P.S. who caught the Harry Potter reference in this blog? If you did, you winz the cookiez.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

like the geek in the pink



Jason Mraz is awesome.

In other news...

Today is Music Recommendation Saturday! I'm going to name 3 epic songs, and you go listen to them and become more awesome because of it.

1. The Scientist by Coldplay.
2. The Words by PSAPP
3. The Doctor's Theme Season 4 by Murray Gold

So yesterday I showed my mom the Season 3 finale of Doctor Who (The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords). It was sooooo good. I mean, I'd seen it before, but GAH! I mean, the Master is my favorite villain of all time. He's too epic for words.

I also have a master-plan (ha! pun intended there... funny? no?) for tonight, which includes watching a bunch of YouTube videos per instructed by my friends in Biology, and watching some classic Who, mostly 4th and 5th Doctors. Because 4 is awesome, and 5 looks like he's awesome.

Anyway, here come the drums.




I mean... bye.
-Audrey

Friday, February 5, 2010

10 Things (You Need to Know)

1. Hello! I'm a teenager who likes to write.
2. I like Latin.
3. Doctor Who is my soul.
4. Harry Potter is made of explosions of epic.
5. Music makes me so happy.
6. I like t-shirts.
7. Posters make the world go round.
8. David Tennant is my crush/imaginary husband/favorite actor.
9. Coldplay is the best band ever created.
10. I'm Audrey. Nice to meet you.

:)